What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
Imagine your favorite character and you sitting on the couch with them lying with their head in your lap as you stroke their hair until they fall asleep
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
If I lose you somewhere, and I'm still hanging in there
I will ring a bell until you feel me by your side.
On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas